Have you seen this man?That's right people — Christopher has gone MIA. Was it an alien abduction? Is he practicing his magic disappearing act? Or, is it simply a long-planned and much needed out-of-state vacation?

"At this point, we are unsure of his whereabouts," confirmed SLANT Voice of Reason, Mandy Denaux. "He was muttering something as I left on Friday, but all I heard was 'blah-blah...New York City...', so who knows." He was last seen wearing a pair of designer jeans and a pink shirt (otherwise known as his uniform), as well as his man-purse computer bag.

Daily disco ball parties vigils will be held until his return.